• News in Britain: Stamps have gone up 14 pence.
  • News in America: Cannibal eats man's face.
  • Britain: What?
  • News in America: Man throws his own intestines at police.
  • News in Canada: Body parts mailed to government.
  • News in America: Woman kills and eats 3 week old son.
  • Britain: Erm.
  • News in Britain: Our butterfly population is still declining.